So it’s day eight of an apparently eternal cough. I am a mere newbie from all reports I’ve read or heard.
To paraphrase a lovely puppet from the sixties, Lambchop, “This is the cough that never ends, it just goes on and on my friend, somebody started coughing once not knowing what it was and they’ll continue coughing now forever just because this is the cough that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends, somebody started….”
Sorry, I couldn’t resist.
I’ve heard from some that it only lasts two weeks. MSH has been battling the crud since before Christmas. I read of one who’s been hacking since the dawn of time, Thanksgiving. My doctor said nine days. How did she come up with nine days? Why nine, not eight, or twelve. She probably figured by day nine I would have lost track of what day it was (I have) and I wouldn’t care anymore (I don’t.) Smart doctor.
Apparently this evil abomination of a cough laughs in the face of antibiotics, chortles at inhalers, becomes maniacal at the introduction of steroids. To quote the Borg from Star Trek, “Resistance is futile.” In other words, cough suppressants are useless, too.
I had a little run in with an over-the-counter cough suppressant that failed to warn me of the possible hallucinations, nausea, light-headedness and chills that would accompany the promised temporary cessation of cough. I know I should have googled it before taking it, but I was already beside myself. Or at least I was beside my lung, which I had hacked up during the previous few coughing bouts.
At least during the next eighteen hours of coughing I wasn’t quite so freaked out by it because I was, by all accounts, high as a kite!!
The dreams I have between hacking sessions are bizarre and frightening. Perhaps that explains my earlier references to Lambchop and The Borg in the same blogpost.
I’ve resigned myself to living out my remaining days in my robe and slippers, of which I have two choices. My boss, bless her generous heart and sense of humor, gave me a leopard print robe and leopard print slippers as a Christmas gift. So now I can be stylishly near death’ s door.
When that robe gets too germ infested I can wash it and wear my puffy blue cloud print robe which matches where my head is at and where I hope to end up should this cough dispense my other lung on the floor.
I have come to one conclusion through this. Hell is not a fiery pit, it is a coughing fit.
I have a few last words for you. Hand Sanitizer. Vitamin C. Zinc Tablets. Face Mask.
Be well and may your immune system stay strong!
We had that in the fall, along with a lot of our coworkers and neighbors. We had a lot of exoeriments and recommendations to try. We found the best thing to ease the cough is an old fashioned elixir called Root It Away from Mountain Rose Herbs.
It’s a trying situation…exhausting. Get well soon!