I suppose this sign doesn’t apply to you folks in Colorado or Washington State anymore…
Sorry, I couldn’t resist.
1. Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? -George Carlin –
2. “Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.” – Carl Jung
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3. When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people. -Anonymous
4. “I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.” – Anonymous
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5. “What do you call a chicken crossing the road?”
“Poultry in motion.” – Laffy Taffy
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6. “Life is hard. After all, it kills you.” – Katherine Hepburn
7. “There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them.” – Lawrence Welk
8. “He’s all Kumbaya…”- Leanne Tilby
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9. “Have fun storming the castle.” – The Princess Bride
10. “I really can’t think about kissing when I’ve got a rebellion to incite,” – Katniss Everdeen, The Hunger Games
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Awww, I made your funny quote post!!!! 😀
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You make me laugh more often than anyone else I know, mostly.
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